Guy Creates Troll Tinder Account Using Male Model Pics, Doesn't Fail to Pull Amazing Number of Thirsty Chicks

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mattstaff
Sep 24, 2019 1:30 PM EDT

I get it, I get it: shocker right? Bro with affinity for trolling and Imgur fame breaks out the fake male model Tinder account, and manages to get away with being a bane of the earth, insensitive, sex-crazed, depraved simeon. Do really really ridiculous good looking people just get away with being, well, shittier people, or what? Obviously the results from this dude's 'social experiment' have been skewed and framed in such a way that highlights the more ridiculous encounters for the sake of those self-serving upvotes, but it still makes you wonder. Or wait, does it.

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    Text - Have you ever wondered "what would it be like if i was a 10/10 dude"? Well fear not! a guy by the name "GermanLifter" actually made a tinder troll account just for that! Here is the profile pic he used
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    Chin - 22 ile away Active just now ww. Six foot three, world traveler. Message me if you want to know more...
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    Arm
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    Muscle
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    Text - If you haven't figured out, This is the guy from "Call me maybe" As you'd expect, a model would do very well on Tinder... but just how well? The results are just unbelievable
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    Text - here are some conversations Jun 13, 2014, 10:02 PM I want to rip that dress off and fuck you Jun 13, 2014, 11:55 PM Okay. Lets do it Liked moment Lets. #? Send Message
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    Text - Jun 10, 2014, 7:56 PM Can you sit on my face so i can eat my way to your heart? Jun 10, 2014, 8:42 PM What are you doing tonight Jerking off to your pics Jun 10, 2014,9:24 PM Let's hang #? 1 2
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    Text - He can literally say ANYTHING and still get their number! Jun 13, 2014, 6:47 PM Anal? Hey) how's your day going? Haha. I love anal. #? 8:)
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    Text - Send Message Jun 10, 2014, 7:35 PM Hey there :) Hey babe, wanna bang? I would like to you're hella hot #? 16 4
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    Text - Some girls resist Jun 11, 2014, 12:01 PM Sex? Haha sorry Im not into hooking up. But I'm sure you can find a slut on here pretty easily. Coffee? Must better question;) and yea l'd love to #? 4
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    Text - I want to taste you tonight Jun 11, 2014, 2:44 PM Oh Brad, does that really work? You had such potential. Jun 11, 2014, 3:31 PM Coffee? Jun 11, 2014, 4:34 PM Perhaps. When were you thinking? Jun 11, 2014, 4:50 PM #?
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    Text - Jun 10, 2014, 11:09 PM There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one i want to stuff and mount over my fireplace I'm honored) Jun 10, 2014, 11:33 PM #? Oh you're going to have to work a little harder than that Not gonna play games. Lmk if u change ur mind Well what I mean, is before I give you my number l'd at Send Message
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    Text - On you're going to nave to work a little harder than that Not gonna play games. Lmk if u change ur mind Well what I mean, is before I give you my number l'd at least like to know your last name so I don't have to label you in my phone as "brad, from tinder" . World traveler, part time model. Full time macho man Good enough for me. 2 Send Message
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    Text - what kind of sorcery is that ?! Jun 12, 2014, 3:33 PM Lets FUCK! Jun 12, 2014, 4:46 PM Ur hot af #? col
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    Text - Jun 11, 2014, 10:11 PM Bet i could make you cum with my hands ties behind my back You really know how to make a girl swoon Jun 12, 2014, 3:19 PM #? Jun 12, 2014, 3:35 PM 9 Send Message
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    Text - He used openers that would destroy the chances of a normal guy... but not for a male model. Jun 11, 2014, 6:58 PM Id like to suck your breasts id like to touch your abs also your eyes are so attractive woww lets fuck. #? Col
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    Text - Jun 13, 2014, 10:01 PM I vant to put my cock between your tits Jun 13, 2014, 10:19 PM I'm going to take that as a compliment. So thank you haha Jun 13, 2014, 11:44 PM Seriously. We should hook up Jun 14, 2014, 12:01 AM Are you down to eat me out? Not only down, i love to eat pussy Send Message
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    Text - Jun 14, 2014, 12:01 AM Are you down to eat me out? Not only down, i love to eat pussy Well perfect! We should totally hook up then! Do you give good head? I think I do a pretty awesome job, guys usually come within two minutes Jun 14, 2014, 8:23 AM #? Send Message
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    Text - "Every single girl I swipe yes to has been an instant match. There hasn't been a SINGLE time where l have swiped yes and there was no match." said GermanLifter
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    Text - Jun 11, 2014, 9:55 AM I want to cum all over your beautiful face and make you my girlfriend Jun 11, 2014, 10:11 AM Woah there Too direct? Maybe a little! Jun 11, 2014, 10:37 Am Im a man that knows what he wants Well good for you. You gotta win me over before you get those privileaes thouah
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    Text - Maybe a little! Jun 11, 2014, 10:37 AM Im a man that knows what he wants Well good for you. You gotta win me over before you get those privileges though Coffee? Okay, but only because you're cute #? Send Message
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